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Dinged By A G-String?

Woman, 52, sues Victoria’s Secret, claims injury from defective thong

JUNE 17–As she was attempting to put on a Victoria’s Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant.

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Yep, thongs are all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.