Swiss Cheese Democrat

From Sen. Russ Feingold’s announcement that he won’t be seeking the 2008 Presidential nomination:

I often felt that if a piece of Wisconsin swiss cheese had taken the same positions I’ve taken, it would have elicited the same standing ovations.

I’d vote for a piece of Wisconsin swiss cheese if it had taken the same positions as Feingold, which makes me, I guess, a Swiss Cheese Democrat.