Gay Insurance

At Pandagon, Amanda Marcotte comments on a “reeducation” camp that parents send their gay kids to that’s been finagling “therapy” payments out of insurers.

Which leads me to wonder if there’s a market out there (or an already existing program!) of neo-natal “gay insurance” that crazy parents can take out against the possibility that their child might be homosexual. If it turns out to be the case, the product pays off and gives you the money you can use to send your kids to camp. That might be the only option if insurers catch onto the therapy scam.